Van Gogh Ear We Go Water Bottle - Starry Night VW Bus 17oz Stainless Steel

Hydrate with Artistic Swagger - Van Gogh Meets VW in Your Hands

Ditch those boring, basic water bottles and upgrade to something with serious artistic credentials. This isn't just a water bottle - it's a 17oz stainless steel masterpiece featuring Van Gogh's iconic Starry Night swirling around a classic VW camper van, complete with the brilliantly witty 'Ear We Go!' number plate. Because staying hydrated should be as cultured as you are.

Why This Bottle Will Change Your Hydration Game:

• Perfect 17oz (500ml) Sweet Spot: Not too big, not too small - just right for your gym bag, backpack, or car cup holder. Goldilocks would approve.
• Ice-Cold for 24 Hours, Piping Hot for 12: Double-wall vacuum insulation that actually works. Your morning coffee stays hot through your commute, your water stays icy through your workout. No condensation rings on your desk. Pure magic.
• Built Like a Tank (But Weighs Like a Feather): Premium stainless steel construction that laughs at drops and dings, yet only weighs 300g. Toss it in your bag without thinking twice.
• 100% Leak-Proof Guarantee: Seriously. Throw it in your gym bag upside down. We dare you. The screw cap seals tighter than Van Gogh's paint tubes.
• Slim & Sleek Design: Elongated profile fits where chunky bottles fear to tread - car cup holders, backpack side pockets, your life.
• Save the Planet, Look Cultured Doing It: Every refill is one less plastic bottle in a landfill. Mother Earth approves. Van Gogh would approve. You should too.
• Conversation Magnet: "Where did you get that bottle?" - Get ready to hear this. A lot. The vibrant Starry Night VW design turns heads at the gym, office, and everywhere in between.

Real Talk - Where This Bottle Shines:

• At the Gym: Keep your water ice-cold through the most brutal HIIT session. Hydration that keeps up with your hustle.
• At Your Desk: Elevate your workspace aesthetic whilst staying hydrated. Boring meetings just got 10% more bearable.
• On Adventures: Hiking, camping, road trips - this bottle goes where you go. Lightweight, durable, and always ready.
• During Commutes: Fits perfectly in car cup holders. Hot coffee in the morning, cold water on the way home.
• At University: Make hydration cool between lectures. Stand out in a sea of basic bottles.
• As a Gift: For the art lover, the VW enthusiast, the fitness fanatic, or anyone who appreciates clever design with cultural cachet.

The Story Behind the Design:

This brilliant parody blends Van Gogh's swirling, emotional Starry Night with the free-spirited nostalgia of a classic VW camper van. The 'Ear We Go!' number plate is a cheeky nod to Van Gogh's infamous ear incident - sophisticated art history humour at its finest. It's the perfect marriage of high art and vintage vehicle culture, proving that great design doesn't take itself too seriously. Every sip is a reminder that life's too short for boring water bottles.

The Nitty-Gritty Details:

Capacity: 17oz (500ml) - the Goldilocks zone
Material: Premium stainless steel with double-wall vacuum insulation
Dimensions: 255mm (10.03") tall × 70mm (2.85") diameter - slim and portable
Weight: 300g - lighter than your phone and keys combined
Temperature Control: Cold for 24 hours, hot for 12 hours
Seal: Leak-proof screw cap - test it, we dare you
Print: Vibrant, fade-resistant Starry Night VW design

Care & Feeding of Your Artistic Bottle:

• Hand Wash Only: The vacuum seal is precious - treat it right and it'll last for years
• Skip the Dishwasher: High heat and vacuum insulation don't mix (trust us on this one)
• Easy to Clean: Wide mouth design makes hand washing a breeze - no weird bottle brushes needed
• Pro Tip: A little baking soda and warm water keeps it fresh between deep cleans

Crafted Just for You: We don't do mass production. Each bottle is printed to order when you buy it, ensuring you get the freshest quality whilst we reduce waste. It's better for the planet and better for you. Win-win.

Join the Van Gogh Ear We Go Collection: Obsessed with this design? (Totally understandable.) It's also available on tote bags and more. Build your art-inspired collection, one legendary piece at a time.

⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include increased hydration levels, spontaneous conversations about post-impressionist art, gym buddies asking "where did you get that?", feeling cultured whilst working out, and an inexplicable urge to take road trips in vintage VW vans under starry skies. Van Gogh would definitely approve.