Split The G - Medusa Style Water Bottle - 17oz Stainless Steel

Hydrate Like a Legend - Medusa's Got Your Back (Just Don't Look Her in the Eyes)

Ditch those boring, basic water bottles and upgrade to something with serious mythological swagger. This isn't just a water bottle - it's a 17oz stainless steel statement piece featuring Medusa herself enjoying a well-deserved pint. Because if a Gorgon whose gaze turns mortals to stone can take time to chill with a cold one, you can definitely stay hydrated in style.

Why This Bottle Will Change Your Hydration Game:

• Perfect 17oz (500ml) Sweet Spot: Not too big, not too small - just right for your gym bag, backpack, or car cup holder. Goldilocks would approve.
• Ice-Cold for 24 Hours, Piping Hot for 12: Double-wall vacuum insulation that actually works. Your morning coffee stays hot through your commute, your water stays icy through your workout. No condensation rings on your desk. Pure magic.
• Built Like a Tank (But Weighs Like a Feather): Premium stainless steel construction that laughs at drops and dings, yet only weighs 300g. Toss it in your bag without thinking twice.
• 100% Leak-Proof Guarantee: Seriously. Throw it in your gym bag upside down. We dare you. The screw cap seals tighter than Medusa's secrets.
• Slim & Sleek Design: Elongated profile fits where chunky bottles fear to tread - car cup holders, backpack side pockets, your life.
• Save the Planet, Look Cool Doing It: Every refill is one less plastic bottle in a landfill. Mother Earth approves. Medusa approves. You should too.
• Conversation Magnet: "Where did you get that bottle?" - Get ready to hear this. A lot. The vibrant, fade-resistant print turns heads at the gym, office, and everywhere in between.

Real Talk - Where This Bottle Shines:

• At the Gym: Keep your water ice-cold through the most brutal HIIT session. Hydration that keeps up with your hustle.
• At Your Desk: Elevate your workspace aesthetic while staying hydrated. Boring meetings just got 10% more bearable.
• On Adventures: Hiking, camping, road trips - this bottle goes where you go. Lightweight, durable, and always ready.
• During Commutes: Fits perfectly in car cup holders. Hot coffee in the morning, cold water on the way home.
• At University: Make hydration cool between lectures. Stand out in a sea of basic bottles.
• As a Gift: For the mythology nerd, the beer enthusiast, the fitness fanatic, or anyone who appreciates art with attitude.

The Medusa Philosophy:

Even the most powerful beings need to pause, refresh, and recharge. Medusa - legendary Gorgon, snake-haired icon, stone-cold badass - knows that staying hydrated is non-negotiable. This design celebrates the balance between strength and self-care, power and relaxation, ancient mythology and modern life. It's a daily reminder that you can be fierce AND take care of yourself.

The Nitty-Gritty Details:

Capacity: 17oz (500ml) - the Goldilocks zone
Material: Premium stainless steel with double-wall vacuum insulation
Dimensions: 255mm (10.03") tall × 70mm (2.85") diameter - slim and portable
Weight: 300g - lighter than your phone and keys combined
Temperature Control: Cold for 24 hours, hot for 12 hours
Seal: Leak-proof screw cap - test it, we dare you
Print: Vibrant, fade-resistant, wrap-around design

Care & Feeding of Your Legendary Bottle:

• Hand Wash Only: The vacuum seal is precious - treat it right and it'll last for years
• Skip the Dishwasher: High heat and vacuum insulation don't mix (trust us on this one)
• Easy to Clean: Wide mouth design makes hand washing a breeze - no weird bottle brushes needed
• Pro Tip: A little baking soda and warm water keeps it fresh between deep cleans

Crafted Just for You: We don't do mass production. Each bottle is printed to order when you buy it, ensuring you get the freshest quality while we reduce waste. It's better for the planet and better for you. Win-win.

Join the Split The G Collection: Obsessed with this design? (We don't blame you.) It's also available on mugs, tote bags, posters, and canvas art. Build your mythology-inspired empire, one piece at a time.

⚠️ Warning: Side effects may include increased hydration levels, spontaneous conversations about Greek mythology, gym buddies asking "where did you get that?", and an inexplicable urge to conquer your day like the legend you are. Use responsibly.