Neon Pug Espresso Yourself Water Bottle - Funny Coffee Pug 17oz Stainless Steel

Stay Hydrated with Adorable Pug Humour

Don't leave home without this sleek 17oz stainless steel water bottle featuring the vibrant 'Neon Pug Espresso Yourself' design. A cute neon pug with a brilliant coffee pun - because if pugs could talk, they'd definitely say "Espresso Yourself!" Perfect for keeping you hydrated throughout the day whilst showcasing your love for pugs, coffee, and clever wordplay.

Premium Insulated Water Bottle Features:

• Size: 17oz (500ml) capacity - perfect for daily hydration
• Dimensions: 255mm (10.03") tall, 70mm (2.85") diameter
• Double-Wall Construction: Vacuum flask keeps drinks hot or cold for 6 hours - your beverages stay perfect longer
• Leak-Proof Design: Secure cap prevents spills in your bag or car
• Slim Profile: Elongated neck and thin design fits easily in bags and cup holders
• Large Print Area: Showcases the Neon Pug Espresso Yourself artwork beautifully all around the bottle
• Durable Construction: High-quality stainless steel built to last
• Lightweight: Approximately 300g - easy to carry everywhere

Where This Water Bottle Shines:

• Daily Hydration: Work, gym, school - stay hydrated in adorable style wherever you go
• Outdoor Activities: Hiking, sports, travel - the neon pug comes with you on every adventure
• Eco-Conscious Living: Reduce plastic waste whilst looking absolutely adorable
• Office and Work: Stand out in meetings. Your water bottle game just went from zero to cute overload
• Gym and Fitness: Stay motivated with an adorable neon pug cheering you on
• Gift Giving: Perfect for pug lovers, coffee enthusiasts, dog owners, eco-warriors, or anyone who appreciates clever design and sustainability
• Collection Building: Pairs perfectly with the rest of the Neon Pug Espresso Yourself collection

The Story Behind the Design:

This brilliant artwork combines three things everyone loves: adorable pugs, essential coffee, and clever puns. The vibrant neon aesthetic gives it that retro 80s charm whilst the 'Espresso Yourself' wordplay celebrates both self-expression and caffeine addiction. Because life's too short for boring water bottles, and pugs make everything better. Every sip is a reminder to express yourself - preferably whilst staying hydrated.

The Details That Matter:

Capacity: 17oz (500ml) - the perfect daily size
Material: Premium stainless steel with double-wall insulation
Design: Vibrant Neon Pug Espresso Yourself wrap-around print
Weight: 300g - lightweight and portable
Insulation: Keeps drinks hot or cold for 6 hours
Leak-Proof: Yes - secure cap design
Slim Design: Fits bags and cup holders easily
Print Quality: Fade-resistant, vibrant, built to last

Keep It Adorable (Care Tips):

• Hand-Wash Only: To maintain the vacuum seal and insulation properties
• Do Not Dishwasher: The high heat can damage the vacuum seal
• Avoid Abrasive Cleaners: Be nice to your bottle, it's working hard keeping you hydrated
• Dry Thoroughly: After washing, ensure it's completely dry before storing
• Pro Tip: Clean regularly to keep your drinks tasting fresh

Crafted Just for You: We don't do mass production. Each water bottle is printed to order when you buy it, ensuring you get the freshest quality whilst we reduce waste. No warehouses, no sitting on shelves - just your unique bottle, made specifically for you in the UK.

Build Your Neon Pug Collection: Obsessed with this design? (Totally understandable.) It's available on mugs (11oz and 17oz), travel mugs (15oz), tote bags, posters, and more. Create your own pug-inspired collection, one adorable piece at a time.

⚠️ Warning: Side effects include improved hydration habits, coworkers asking "where did you get that?", never wanting to use boring water bottles again, spontaneous smiles, uncontrollable urges to adopt a pug, feeling eco-friendly AND stylish, and looking absolutely delightful with every sip. Use daily for maximum effect.