Van Gogh Ear We Go Tote Bag - Starry Night VW Bus Cotton Shopping Bag

Carry Art History with a Twist - Van Gogh Meets VW in Perfect Harmony

Ditch boring shopping bags and upgrade to something with serious artistic swagger. This isn't just a tote bag - it's a masterpiece mashup featuring Van Gogh's iconic Starry Night swirling around a classic VW camper van, complete with the brilliantly witty 'Ear We Go!' number plate. Because if Van Gogh had a VW bus, this is exactly what it would look like.

Why This Tote Will Become Your Favourite:

• Double-Sided Artistic Brilliance: The stunning Starry Night VW design appears on BOTH sides - maximum visual impact from every angle. No boring blank backs here.
• Perfect 10L Capacity: Spacious enough for groceries, books, gym gear, or art supplies, yet not so massive it's awkward to carry. The Goldilocks of tote bags.
• Premium 100% Cotton: Soft, durable, and eco-friendly. This is the real deal - not some flimsy synthetic nonsense that falls apart after three uses.
• Reinforced for Real Life: Long handles with reinforced stitching mean this bag can handle whatever you throw in it. Literally.
• Conversation Magnet: "Where did you get that bag?" Get ready to hear this. A lot. The clever Van Gogh ear pun + VW nostalgia = instant conversation starter.
• Eco-Warrior Approved: Every use saves a plastic bag from the landfill. Save the planet whilst looking cultured. Win-win.
• Fade-Resistant Print: Vibrant colours that stay vibrant, wash after wash. Your Starry Night won't fade into a cloudy afternoon.

Where This Bag Shines:

• Grocery Shopping: Make the supermarket run infinitely more interesting. Your vegetables deserve to travel in style.
• Farmer's Markets: Perfect for collecting fresh produce whilst showcasing your appreciation for fine art and vintage vehicles.
• Beach Days: Carry towels, sunscreen, and snacks in a bag that's as artistic as you are.
• Library Visits: Books and art history go hand in hand. Literally, in this case.
• Gym Sessions: Who says workout gear can't be cultured?
• Gift Giving: Perfect for art lovers, VW enthusiasts, pun appreciators, or anyone who refuses to be basic.

The Story Behind the Design:

This brilliant parody blends Van Gogh's swirling, emotional Starry Night with the free-spirited nostalgia of a classic VW camper van. The 'Ear We Go!' number plate is a cheeky nod to Van Gogh's infamous ear incident - sophisticated art history humour at its finest. It's the perfect marriage of high art and vintage vehicle culture, proving that great design doesn't take itself too seriously.

The Details That Matter:

Material: 100% cotton - soft, durable, planet-friendly
Print: Double-sided (front AND back) with fade-resistant colours
Capacity: 10 litres - spacious without being bulky
Weight: 121g - featherlight for all-day carrying
Fabric Weight: 100-170 g/m² - sturdy yet lightweight
Handles: Long, reinforced for comfortable shoulder carrying
Colours Available: White or Black - choose your canvas

Keep It Legendary (Care Instructions):

• Machine Wash: Warm water (max 40°C/105°F), inside out with similar colours
• Tumble Dry: Low heat - but air drying is kinder to the print
• Bleach: Only non-chlorine if absolutely necessary
• Iron: Avoid ironing directly on the print - iron inside out if needed
• Dry Clean: Don't bother - this bag prefers the washing machine

Crafted Just for You: We don't do mass production. Each tote bag is printed to order when you buy it, ensuring you get the freshest quality whilst we reduce waste. No warehouses, no sitting on shelves - just your unique bag, made specifically for you in the UK.

Available in Two Colours: Choose classic White for maximum vibrancy, or sophisticated Black for a more subtle statement. Both feature the same stunning double-sided design.

⚠️ Warning: Side effects include spontaneous road trip planning, increased appreciation for post-impressionist art, strangers asking "where did you get that?", feeling smug about ditching plastic bags, and the irresistible urge to visit art galleries in a vintage VW van. Van Gogh would definitely approve.